Howler: October 1st 2002

as forwarded by Gary Fuchs

Subject:  Diet and Dying

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to

know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Diets & Dying (Something you must know)

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer

heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine

and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages

and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or

Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently

what kills you.

Have a Great Day!!!