Ambiguities in Headlines

allegedly collected by CWN, San Jose Costa Rice, 10/3/97

  1. Include Your Children When Baking

  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

  4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

  5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

  6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

  7. Farmer Bill Dies in House

  8. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

  9. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

  10. Stud Tires Out

  11. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

  12. Panda Matin Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

  13. Soviet Virging Lands Short of Goal Again

  14. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

  15. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

  16. Eye Drops off Shelf

  17. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

  18. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

  19. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

  20. Enraged Cor Injures Farmer with Ax

more to come soon

15/03/2003